unless ur brown then get outta town

brown-power:

The real reason Sherlock Holmes had to fake his death. 

i saw this and went “omfg this is so stupid who is this dumb im going to scream right now” and then i realized i was the one that posted it 

tributary:

i don’t watch tv because television entertainment is for plebeians. instead i stare at the monitor and wait for it to reflect my dreams and phosphenes, a much higher intellectual pursuit.

they should have a reality show where they have modern-day dictators go through fast food drive thrus to see how workers react 

her name’s marinera

yah it’s ture 

whats your name
Anonymous

are you even a lesbian 

are you even a lesbian
Anonymous
um excuse me *yro'ue

*yaoi

YOU MAKE ME SO ANGRY. SO FUCKING ANGRY.
Anonymous

*you’re

r u fucking high
Anonymous

high on life, u crusty mouthbreather 

rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

lord-kitschener:

brownp0wer has the best tags on this site no arguments

tributary:

“I want a man with some fire in him,” she said, so I gestured to the charred male corpse.