Which God in the Egyptian Pantheon is the worst gamer?
YOU GUYS HAVE BEEN GREAT
F is for vodka
U is for vodka
N is for vodka.
‘Yes. Me. I will be the motorcycle soldier. I will do the sick wheelie for Canada’
Hypothesis: if women are worse at parking, it’s only because they’ve been lied to about what eight inches is their entire lives
Date a girl who dates you. Date a girl who dates. Date a girl who goes on dates. Eat dates. Eat figs. Date figs. Fig dates. Date a girl who farms dates. Date a girl who feeds you dates. Date a date.
[[opens lid to trash can]] hi mtv welcome to my crib
Look at all those ducks there are at least ten
In a better place