jealous of your bf and that water bed tbh
Anonymous

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Ok real talk i sent you the first anon (not the one today about November wft fukkin poser) about today being very important and honestly I just chose a random day cause I wanted to mess with you. You're free from the shackles of mystery, good day.
Anonymous

Love u (but u hav started a vicious cycle and I’m the next Lifetime movie I know it I know it this is it)

Me doin a classic pose on the way to New York the other day where I had sex and slept in someone’s water bed and kinda almost sorted my school loans out

Me doin a classic pose on the way to New York the other day where I had sex and slept in someone’s water bed and kinda almost sorted my school loans out

CREEPY
MOTHER
FUCKERS

Today is important to you because today is the day you receive your next tip. November 3rd, 2014. This day will be the day something very important to you, ends.
Anonymous

STOP jfc

I was so high the other night it took me 20 minutes to realize that the tofu I was eating was incredibly spicy so yeah all in all my trip to NYC was Gucci as Heck

Never 4get that time last semester that my bf went to surprise me at the Port Authority but he followed me around for the first 15 minutes instead of actually surprising me bc it made him feel like he was in a spy movie

logiciskawaii:

so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from

DINOSAIRS

plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs

I HAD A REMINDER ON MY PHONE FOR TODAY AS "MARINAS BIG DAY" SO HOWS IT GOING

ME TOO holy shit. I woke up to the reminder and now I’m afraid to leave the house bc of tht anon

carbonatred:

babe. u still mad

carbonatred:

babe. u still mad

girlfriends father: so what are you doing at college?
me: i am majoring in youre daughters ass
girlfriends father: haha sweet

yepperoni:

Bill Gates Leaps Over Chair

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

ambulance is spelled backwards on the front so that when you see one in your rearview mirror you don’t confuse it with the other giant flashing siren cubes

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