People who think that they’re more superior because of a religious or political affiliation are about as special as anyone else’s ass cheeks but mine……„„because my Ass Cheeks are superior+will one day rule theuniverse

But breasts ARE sexual organs? They release oxytocin when stimulated, that makes them sexual.


ive had to deal w this argument before ok listen here

boobs do the oxytocin thing when theyre stimulated yes, nipples are an erogenous zone. Men’s nipples do this too. Now read over those two sentences and let the double standard dawn on you okay? Think about it if both kinds of nips release oxytocin when you do the touch touch on them, why is only one kind of nip considered a sexual nip? sexism that’s why

it’s ridiculous and technically makes a dude’s nipples more inappropriate than a lady’s nipples because boy nipples serve virtually no other purpose than to be stimulated by temperature change or by sexual activity, while girl nipples serve the added purpose of oh you know, feeding babies no big deal

but nah man nah both can be aroused so both nips are sexual or no nips are so make up your mind

you know where else is an erogenous zone?? ears. Are you wearing an ear bra/?? Why the fuck arent you wearing your fucking ear bra you trash put on yoourfucking ear bra youre not allowed to show your fucking ears thats so inappropriate and its makinng me horny its distracting me from my school work youre not following the dresscode wear your fucking ear bra yo ufucking



George Takei describes the moment when he and his family were sent to an internment camp.


Do you think you’re better than other people because you cover up more than them or show less cleavage because LOL

Ok real talk i sent you the first anon (not the one today about November wft fukkin poser) about today being very important and honestly I just chose a random day cause I wanted to mess with you. You're free from the shackles of mystery, good day.

Love u (but u hav started a vicious cycle and I’m the next Lifetime movie I know it I know it this is it)

Me doin a classic pose on the way to New York the other day where I had sex and slept in someone’s water bed and kinda almost sorted my school loans out

Me doin a classic pose on the way to New York the other day where I had sex and slept in someone’s water bed and kinda almost sorted my school loans out


Today is important to you because today is the day you receive your next tip. November 3rd, 2014. This day will be the day something very important to you, ends.

STOP jfc

I was so high the other night it took me 20 minutes to realize that the tofu I was eating was incredibly spicy so yeah all in all my trip to NYC was Gucci as Heck

Never 4get that time last semester that my bf went to surprise me at the Port Authority but he followed me around for the first 15 minutes instead of actually surprising me bc it made him feel like he was in a spy movie


so ijust realised something

plastic donasours, right

plastic is made of oil

which comed from


plastic dinosaurs are made of irl dinosaurs


ME TOO holy shit. I woke up to the reminder and now I’m afraid to leave the house bc of tht anon

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